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Age Is Like A Roll Of Toilet Paper The Closer You Get To The End The Faster It Goes Aging Humor T-Shirt

Age Is Like A Roll Of Toilet Paper The Closer You Get To The End The Faster It Goes Aging Humor T-Shirt

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Crafted in the USA, our T-shirts, hoodies, and sweatshirts are made with high-quality materials tailored for comfort, durability, and style. Each piece is designed to meet everyday needs with standout softness and long-lasting structure.

👕 T-SHIRT - Soft. Breathable. Built to Last.

Material varies slightly by color:

- Solid Colors: 100% ring-spun cotton-super soft, breathable, and smooth

- Heather Grey, Ash Grey: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester - soft with better shape retention

- Heather Dark Grey, Heather Navy Blue: 60% Polyester / 40% US Cotton - lightweight, stretchy, and durable

Key features: Tear-away label for comfort, double-needle stitching, 1x1 ribbing with spandex for flexible fit.

Eco Note: 100% of cutting scraps are recycled. 33% of production energy is renewable.

👚 SWEATSHIRT - Cozy Feel. Clean Look.

- Material: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester

- Fabric: Midweight fleece with air-combed MVS yarn to reduce pilling

- Fit: Classic fit, 1x1 ribbed trim with spandex, tear-away label

- Design: Tubular body for seamless sides - perfect for daily wear or printing

🧥 HOODIE - Warmth Meets Function.

- Solid Colors, Heather Grey, Ash Grey: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester

- Heather Dark Grey, Heather Navy Blue: 60% Polyester / 40% US Cotton

- Design: Double-lined hood with matching drawstring, front pouch pocket

🌀 Built to keep you warm and stylish - without sacrificing comfort or sustainability.

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At Faith Guided Life, we believe in spreading God's love through quality Christian apparel. While we strive for excellence in every order, we understand that sometimes things don't go as planned. We're here to make it right with the same grace and care that guides our faith.

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Generally, our custom-printed faith apparel is made specifically for you, so we don't accept returns or exchanges except in special circumstances. However, if you experience any issues with your order, please reach out to us at support@faithguidedlife.com. Our team will work with you to find a solution that honors both your needs and our commitment to quality.

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We typically respond within 1-2 business days and will work diligently to resolve any issues with a heart of service.

Thank you for choosing Faith Guided Life to express your faith through fashion. May God bless you abundantly!

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✝️ Our Mission: Spreading faith through quality Christian apparel

Age Is Like A Roll Of Toilet Paper The Closer You Get To The End The Faster It Goes Aging Humor T-Shirt

Age Is Like A Roll Of Toilet Paper The Closer You Get To The End The Faster It Goes Aging Humor T-Shirt

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Embrace the hilarious truth about aging with our brilliantly relatable "Age Is Like A Roll Of Toilet Paper" T-Shirt that perfectly captures how time seems to accelerate as we get older! This cleverly designed tee features an adorable wolf in cozy pajamas and a winter hat, holding a roll of toilet paper with a slightly panicked expression that perfectly embodies the realization that time is moving faster than we'd like to admit. The profound yet humorous message "The closer you get to the END, the faster it goes" speaks to the universal experience of how days, months, and years seem to fly by at an increasingly rapid pace as we age, much like how a toilet paper roll seems to disappear faster when you're down to the last few sheets. The analogy is both brilliant and slightly concerning, as it captures that moment when you realize that time isn't just passing – it's practically sprinting, and you're left wondering where all those years went and why nobody warned you that life would feel like it's on fast-forward mode once you hit a certain age. Made from premium soft cotton that's as comforting as denial about your actual age, this tee is perfect for women who appreciate dark humor about the passage of time, understand that aging is both a privilege and a slightly terrifying experience, or want to share a laugh with others who are also wondering when life switched from regular speed to warp drive. Perfect for the woman who's noticed that birthdays seem to come around faster each year, loves to find humor in life's inevitable truths, or wants to wear a shirt that perfectly captures the bittersweet reality that while we're grateful for every year we get, we'd also like time to slow down just a little bit so we can actually enjoy them, this thought-provoking tee serves as both a conversation starter and a gentle reminder to make the most of every moment – because apparently, the toilet paper roll of life doesn't come with a pause button.

💎 Product Highlights:

  • Superior Comfort: Crafted from premium, ultra-soft fabrics, this shirt feels like a second skin. Start your day with joy, thanks to its light and breathable material.
  • Flattering Fit: Meticulously tailored to suit all body types, it hugs your form in all the right places — boosting your confidence and keeping you stylish.
  • Durability & Longevity: Designed to withstand the test of time. With sturdy stitching and high-quality fabric, it retains its shape and color, wash after wash.
  • Versatility: Whether you’re going to church, hanging out with friends, or expressing your faith on the street — this tee adapts effortlessly. Style it with jeans, skirts, or layer it under a jacket.
  • Timeless Style: The message is eternal. The design is classic. This shirt is made to be your everyday statement piece.

🙌 Why You’ll Love It:

  • Bold "JESUS" varsity-style design in red with white outline for maximum impact
  • "THE WAY, THE TRUTH & THE LIFE" declaration underneath
  • Unisex oversized fit – relaxed and comfortable for everyone
  • Made from 100% USA premium cotton
  • Next-day shipping available
  • Perfect gift for believers, youth groups, or Christian streetwear lovers

Let the world know there is only one Way. Jesus The Way The Truth The Life — The exclusive claim that changes everything.

🔔 IMPORTANT NOTES:
We don’t want you to choose the wrong size when ordering online. Please check our size chart carefully placed near the bottom of the product image gallery.

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