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Product description
Make your feelings crystal clear with our unapologetically aggressive "Roses Are Red, Shit Is Brown" T-Shirt that takes the classic nursery rhyme format and turns it into a brutal shutdown! This no-holds-barred design features an adorable husky holding a single red rose while wearing a charming floral shirt, creating the perfect contrast between his sweet appearance and the absolutely savage message he's delivering: "Shut The Fuck Up And Sit The Fuck Down." The genius lies in using the innocent "roses are red" poem structure to deliver what might be the most direct and effective way to tell someone to stop talking and take several seats, all while looking absolutely adorable doing it. This husky has clearly reached his limit with people's nonsense and has decided that subtlety is overrated when a simple, direct approach will do the job much more effectively. Made from premium soft cotton that's as comfortable as finally telling someone exactly what you think of their opinion, this tee is perfect for women who are done with diplomatic responses to stupidity, appreciate the art of a well-timed verbal shutdown, or want to wear their zero-tolerance policy for bullshit like a badge of honor. Perfect for the woman who's tired of being polite to people who don't deserve it, loves the satisfaction of a perfectly delivered comeback, or wants to channel her inner husky who's clearly had enough of everyone's shit and isn't afraid to say so, this brutally honest tee serves as both a warning and a promise that sometimes the most effective communication is the most direct โ because when someone needs to be told to shut up and sit down, why waste time with pleasantries when you can just cut straight to the point with the efficiency of a husky who's clearly mastered the art of not giving a single fuck about anyone's feelings.
๐ Product Highlights:
- Superior Comfort:ย Crafted from premium, ultra-soft fabrics, this shirt feels like a second skin. Start your day with joy, thanks to its light and breathable material.
- Flattering Fit: Meticulously tailored to suit all body types, it hugs your form in all the right places โ boosting your confidence and keeping you stylish.
- Durability & Longevity: Designed to withstand the test of time. With sturdy stitching and high-quality fabric, it retains its shape and color, wash after wash.
- Versatility: Whether youโre going to church, hanging out with friends, or expressing your faith on the street โ this tee adapts effortlessly. Style it with jeans, skirts, or layer it under a jacket.
- Timeless Style: The message is eternal. The design is classic. This shirt is made to be your everyday statement piece.
๐ Why Youโll Love It:
- Bold "JESUS" varsity-style design in red with white outline for maximum impact
- "THE WAY, THE TRUTH & THE LIFE" declaration underneath
- Unisex oversized fit โ relaxed and comfortable for everyone
- Made from 100% USA premium cotton
- Next-day shipping available
- Perfect gift for believers, youth groups, or Christian streetwear lovers
Let the world know there is only one Way. Jesus The Way The Truth The Life โ The exclusive claim that changes everything.
๐ IMPORTANT NOTES:
We donโt want you to choose the wrong size when ordering online. Please check our size chart carefully placed near the bottom of the product image gallery.