Therapy Isn't Enough I Need To Bite People Unisex Vintage Washed T-Shirt - Dark Humor Mental Health Declaration
Therapy Isn't Enough I Need To Bite People Unisex Vintage Washed T-Shirt - Dark Humor Mental Health Declaration
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When the world expects you to be polite all the time, when society demands constant emotional regulation, when everyone suggests "just try therapy" for every frustration—sometimes you need to express that primal urge we all secretly feel: "THERAPY ISN'T ENOUGH, I NEED TO BITE PEOPLE." Our 'Therapy Isn't Enough I Need To Bite People' vintage washed tee captures the darkly humorous truth that sometimes our inner animal just wants to come out.
Featuring a hilariously fierce cat illustration that perfectly embodies that "I'm done with everyone" energy, this tee speaks to anyone who's ever felt overwhelmed by human interaction and just wanted to channel their inner feral creature. It's the perfect blend of mental health awareness and dark comedy that resonates with introverts, overthinkers, and anyone who's had "one of those days" (or years).
This isn't just a funny shirt—it's a relatable statement for the chronically overstimulated, a humorous outlet for social anxiety, and the perfect way to let people know you're at your limit without actually biting anyone. Wear it as a warning label, a conversation starter, or just because sometimes you need to embrace your inner chaos cat.
Express your limits. Embrace dark humor. Channel your inner feral.
"Sometimes the most honest thing you can do is admit you want to bite people." - Every Overwhelmed Human Ever
Let the world know you're at capacity. Therapy Isn't Enough I Need To Bite People — The honest declaration of the overstimulated soul.
💎 Product Highlights:
Premium Colortone 1300 Mineral Wash Construction:
- Unisex 5.3 oz pre-shrunk 100% heavyweight cotton for ultimate comfort
- Mineral washed for authentic vintage distressed look
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability
- Seamless rib collar with double-needle cover stitching
- Regular fit suitable for daily wear and worship
- Round neck classic design with trendy casual style
- Cool and trendy yet comfortable and relaxed
- Express your unique faith style with effortless comfort and durability
Spiritual Features:
- Bold red collegiate lettering declaring Jesus as the exclusive way
- Classic vintage wash for timeless appeal
- Premium design with high-quality printing
- Conversation starter for meaningful discussions
- Perfect for church events and gatherings
- Supports faith-based lifestyle movement
- Unisex design welcoming to all believers
Let the world know you're at capacity. Therapy Isn't Enough I Need To Bite People — Because sometimes honesty is the best policy
🔔 IMPORTANT NOTES:
We don’t want you to choose the wrong size when ordering online. Please check our size chart carefully placed near the bottom of the product image gallery.
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Shipping Information
We offer tracked and insured shipping for all of our orders. Order processing takes 1-3 business days before shipment.
Return Policy
Return Policy
RETURNS & EXCHANGE POLICY - FAITH GUIDED LIFE
OUR COMMITMENT TO YOU
At Faith Guided Life, we believe in spreading God's love through quality Christian apparel. While we strive for excellence in every order, we understand that sometimes things don't go as planned. We're here to make it right with the same grace and care that guides our faith.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
Our Heart for Service:
Generally, our custom-printed faith apparel is made specifically for you, so we don't accept returns or exchanges except in special circumstances. However, if you experience any issues with your order, please reach out to us at support@faithguidedlife.com. Our team will work with you to find a solution that honors both your needs and our commitment to quality.
What We Need to Help You:
- Your order number
- A clear photograph showing the specific issue
- A brief description of the problem
Please Note: We cannot process returns or exchanges for items sent back without prior contact. Please don't return items to the address on the package without speaking with us first.
REFUNDS & REPLACEMENTS
We Accept Refunds/Replacements in These Cases:
✝️ Damaged or Poor Quality Items
- Printing defects or quality issues
- Items damaged during shipping
✝️ Wrong Items Sent
- Incorrect design or product type
- Wrong size (our error, not customer selection)
✝️ Delivery Issues
- Items not received within 30 days (US orders)
- Items not received within 60 days (international orders)
How to Request Help:
Contact us at support@faithguidedlife.com with your order details and photos. Our team will arrange a replacement or refund as quickly as possible.
Replacement Timeline:
- Processing: 7 business days
- Delivery: 2-4 weeks
- No additional fees for replacements due to our errors
Refund Processing:
- Processed immediately upon approval
- Credit returns to your account within 3-10 business days
WHEN WE CANNOT PROVIDE REFUNDS
We understand disappointment, but we cannot offer refunds in these situations:
❌ Customer Size Selection Errors
❌ Wrong Shipping Address Provided
❌ Material Preferences (not liking the fabric feel)
❌ Order Changes after printing/shipping
❌ Returns Without Prior Contact
IMPORTANT TIMEFRAMES
Reporting Issues:
- Handmade Items: 7 days from receipt
- Printed Items: 30 days from receipt
Order Modifications:
- 10 hours after placing your order to request changes or cancellations
- After this time or once in production, changes are not possible
SPECIAL SITUATIONS
SIZE SELECTION
Since each item is custom-printed with your chosen design, we cannot accept returns for size selection errors. Please carefully review our detailed size charts on each product page before ordering. We're here to help if you have questions about sizing!
DAMAGED OR INCORRECT ITEMS
We take great care in quality control, but if you receive a damaged or incorrect item, we'll make it right! Simply contact support@faithguidedlife.com with:
- Your order number
- Clear photos of the issue
- The QR code from your package
We'll arrange a replacement or refund based on your preference.
UNDELIVERED ORDERS
If your order hasn't arrived within our delivery timeframes, please contact us for a full refund. This policy doesn't cover errors in shipping addresses or missed deliveries due to customer unavailability.
LOST PACKAGES DUE TO INCORRECT ADDRESSES
Please double-check your shipping address before confirming your order. We cannot provide replacements or refunds for packages lost due to incorrect addresses provided by customers.
If tracking shows your package was returned to sender due to delivery issues, we may offer a replacement at our discretion, but refunds are not available in these cases.
OUR PROMISE TO YOU
"Let all that you do be done in love." - 1 Corinthians 16:14
At Faith Guided Life, we're committed to serving you with the same love and grace that Christ shows us. If you have any questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to reach out to support@faithguidedlife.com.
We typically respond within 1-2 business days and will work diligently to resolve any issues with a heart of service.
Thank you for choosing Faith Guided Life to express your faith through fashion. May God bless you abundantly!
Contact Us:
📧 support@faithguidedlife.com
🙏 Response Time: 1-2 business days
✝️ Our Mission: Spreading faith through quality Christian apparel
Therapy Isn't Enough I Need To Bite People Unisex Vintage Washed T-Shirt - Dark Humor Mental Health Declaration
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